You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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