if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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