ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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