Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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