Buhtt sex?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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