Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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