Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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