I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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