That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So squirting runs in the family.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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