I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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