So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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