My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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