It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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