hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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