Me too!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The ass gains better be worth it
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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