Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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