What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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