he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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