You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize