all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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