So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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