fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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