You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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