I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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