He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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