That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
These tits shall not be calmed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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