pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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