His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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