No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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