Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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