You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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