the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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