so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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