So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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