Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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