Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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