just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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