we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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