There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I am naked and annoyed.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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