I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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