God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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