You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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