I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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