Need sex. Gaining weight.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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