i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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