i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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