Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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