doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
you had me at cake vodka
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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