Actions speak louder than pants.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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