there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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